I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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