Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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