He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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