Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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