We won't sleep together?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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