he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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