Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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