i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just had sex on a roof
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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