dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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