Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
