Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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