I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
