Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
