so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
