How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think a kid would responsible me up
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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