its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
