She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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