Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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