Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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