Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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