how can u be prego again
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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