grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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