Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
