I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
