You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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