I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well I just put wine in my tea
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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