Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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