Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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