i just sent this text using only my big toe
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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