Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

are we going to glenview for practice??

(847): View more from Illinois

(3 hrs later) aids

(248): View more from Michigan

where r u? what is story? im way too high right now

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".

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(812): View more from Indiana

I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.

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(281): View more from Texas

JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US

(281): View more from Texas

WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW

(281): View more from Texas

THE REISLING ATRACEX US

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(941): View more from Florida

Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?

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(775): View more from Nevada

We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.

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