okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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