is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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