I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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