Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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