All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
So many bounce houses so little time
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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