Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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