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(919): View more from North Carolina

She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow

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(917): View more from New York City

So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat

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(714): View more from California

there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face

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(316): View more from Kansas

Ecstasy should be its own food group.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning

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(928): View more from Arizona

i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.

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