Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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