Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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