she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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