My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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