We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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