Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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