Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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