I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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