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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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