I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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