id be glad to
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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