i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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