He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How external is "for external use only"?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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