we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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