i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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