awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He has the fingertips of a God
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