sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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