Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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