Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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