The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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