i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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